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~~ Whenever there is a beating, a parting is sure to follow. However, that parting need not last forever. ~~
"TEEEEEN I WANNA COME OVER YOUR HOOOOOOOOOOOOU--ZBZBZBBZBZBZBZBBZBTTTTTTTT"
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Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your... milkshake!
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